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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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passionpeachy

me, gay and running out of breath going up the stairs: I bet I could run a farm

justslowdown

me, gay with scoliosis and a joint problem and depression and anxiety and running out of breath going up the stairs: I CAN run a farm I just have to do it in my own way!!

2 yrs later:

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dreamlordmorpheus

Me, gay with a chronic hip injury, anxiety, depression, ADD and STILL running out of breath from stairs even as I type this from my bed in the farmhouse:

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jace-lightwood

me, gay with depression, adhd, chronic migraines & assorted other bullshit, but also with a boulder i dug out from the garden:

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tilthat

TIL that NASA has been launching jellyfish into space since the 90’s. Originally 2,478 were sent up and there were 60,000 orbiting Earth by the mission’s end 20 years later. The jellyfish that have returned reportedly ‘hate life on Earth.’

via reddit.com

foundation-of-anime-monsters

Go you want to birth an Eldridge horror? This is how you birth an Eldridge horror

alotteofchar

I want to know how they decided that they hate life on earth

repent-zoomer

I mean, who doesn’t

soaringsearingphoenix

The “jellyfish that have returned” are the offspring of the ones sent up; they “hate life on Earth” because they were born into a world without gravity - no direction, different kinds of pressure, so when they return they have trouble adapting and (according to the Read More in the source) “Jellyfish babies, at least, have to deal with massive vertigo on Earth after spending their first few days in space,” which you can tell because you can measure how disoriented a jellyfish is compared with norma behavior. TL;DR your cthulu is an infant with a migraine

Source: tilthat